The Holy Pink Lucky PocketChange of Mind the Gap is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yuuka with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.39 billion Seat Warmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Zone. The average income tax rate is 60.3%.

The frighteningly efficient at the page border economy, worth 701 trillion ☮️ Golden Candy Canes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,220 ☮️ Golden Candy Canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cynics say that Yuuka's speeches are a leading cause of death, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mind the Gap's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is 🚛GODDESS😇EMPERESS💕CATGIRL😼OVERLORD🌟.

Mind the Gap is ranked 277,779^th in the world and 4^th in Yuyushiki for Safest, scoring 5.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.